we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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