I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Buhtt sex?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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