thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
