i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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