if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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