Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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