Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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