just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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