she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
they're like a gay fantastic four
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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