My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
the raccoons are back...
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