I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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