Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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