Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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