My room smells like vodka and shame
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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