So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He felt like a one man threesome
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We have started to decorate penises.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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