Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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