It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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