make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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