YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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