Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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