I want to walk on stilts...naked
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He? As in you personified your dick?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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