Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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