You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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