u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Its about making memories worth repressing
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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