I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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