i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
be right there i have to get my cape
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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