So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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