Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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