party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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