come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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