bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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