Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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