Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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