69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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