So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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