i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
