Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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