is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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