Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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