If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
whose parrot is this?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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