What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
My pussy is not your playground.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
