Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
