I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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