I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
and she was petting her beer can
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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