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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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