Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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