from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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