If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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