On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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