rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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