so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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