He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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