Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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